Choose Your Own Adventure, Part One: Friend’s Girlfriend
Welcome to the Choose Your Own Adventure series. These scenarios will be a test of your game, ethics, relationship management, and ability to save face and maintain stature in potentially difficult situations.
There may be no perfect answer.
These situations may be things that have happened to me or one of my friends in real life, or they may be just plain made up.
You have a friend, Josh.
Josh is not your best friend, but he’s probably in your top 5. If you threw a house party, you’d invite him. You remember his birthday. If he got married, you might be asked to be in the wedding party. That type of thing.
Josh starts dating a new girl, Cindy. Cindy is hot, a dancer with a beautiful face, great ass, and tits that defy gravity. She is by far hotter than any girl he has ever dated before. In fact, she is hotter than any girl YOU have ever fucked before. Damn near a 10.
This confuses you because Josh has run of the mill beta game. You calculate that he probably only landed her because of his status (he just started bartending) and the fact that he has relatively good looks.
You hang out with Josh and Cindy a few times, and notice something unsettling. Cindy is giving you fuck-me eyes, laughing extra hard at your jokes, touching your arms. When she goes to use the bathroom, she “accidentally” brushes her tits against you as she passes. Cindy wants you. This is clear.
Being in denial and beta blind, Josh does not notice Cindy’s attraction for you. You make the call immediately: Josh is a weak-ass living in scarcity, and Cindy is a slut who is not as serious about him as he is about her, and will eventually drop him for the next shiny thing.
One weekend, you rent a lakehouse with a group of friends. Josh and Cindy come, they’ve been dating two months now. The cute girl you were planning on bringing backed out at the last minute. Most of the other friends are couples or single guys, except one of the girls brings two friends: a fat friend and an ugly friend. Great, thanks for being a team player, bitch.
Everyone is grilling, playing beach games, taking dips in the lake, and yes: drinking heavily. Cindy is wearing a fluorescent red bikini that is driving you crazy. Her tits look perfect, and once when you watch her walk out towards the water, the movement of her ass gives you an involuntary erection. You have to adjust this so nobody notices.
As the sun goes down, everyone moves inside and continues drinking.
Josh had chosen whiskey. Whiskey was a bad choice. Josh passes out shortly after 10. You know Josh well from drinking with him, and when he passes out, he is OUT for the next 8 hours. Not even bright lights and loud music can wake him.
Everyone else gathers in the living room, and being in a perfect zone of sociable drunkenness, you start lighting up the group with jokes, some of your best stories, and fun games. Everyone is having fun, and Cindy makes eye contact with you several times and smiles.
One by one, the long day of drinking starts taking its toll on people. A few pass out on couches, some stumble into bedrooms. Shortly after 1 a.m., with everyone either sleeping or getting ready for bed, you head upstairs and claim an empty room. You flop down on the bed to try and sleep.
After ten minutes pass, you hear the door to your room open and close.
You open your eyes and see Cindy, in her bikini top and tight shorts that show the bottom of her ass cheeks, climbing into bed with you.
“Hey, what are you doing?”, you say, cautiously.
“There are no open beds”, Cindy says, “Your bed is the biggest”.
Cindy cuddles into bed and presses her perfect tits up against you.
Since you are not a retard, you understand two things: She is yours for the fucking, and her relationship with Josh is doomed, because even if you don’t fuck her, she’ll let somebody else fuck her eventually.
What do you do?
A) Fuck her and don’t tell anybody about it.
B) Fuck Her, own up to it, and tell him you did him a favor.
C) Don’t fuck her, kick her out of the room, and alert him to her whore-ish behavior next time you get him alone.
D) Don’t fuck her, play dumb to her obvious advance, and never tell anybody about it.
E) Don’t fuck her, give a little physical contact to tease her but still be plausibly deniable. Plan on trying to fuck her when she and Josh are officially done.
F) None of the above. Please explain your preferred course of action in the comments.
Follow-up: I said they had been dating for two months. Do your actions change if she is your friend’s wife?