Choose Your Own Adventure, Part One: The Outcome
Last week I posted a Choose Your Own Adventure in which your friend Josh’s sizzling hot girlfriend of 2 months came on to you for a late night fuck at a lakehouse.
Let’s see what happens.
A: Fuck Her and Don’t Tell You fuck Cindy, twice, and it is phenomenal. You have mild guilt the next morning but mash it away with memories of the sex. The tryst is soon forgotten, though on occasion you and Cindy exchange knowing glances. Around a month later, Josh catches Cindy in some shady business and her whole house of lies crumbles with some questioning. Out of beta rage, he calls her a bitch, liar and a slut. Wanting to hurt him, she tells him that she fucked you. He confronts you and you instinctively lie. He says he believes you, but your relationship with him goes murky because he sort of believes you did it, but he’s too beta to confront you and get it all out with fisticuffs. You are never as good of friends with him again.
B: Fuck Her, Own up to It You fuck Cindy and attempt to jizz on her face but most of it gets on her hair. When you tell Josh what happened, he first accuses you of lying, then accuses you of manipulating her or running game on her. Betas are not very understanding. He threatens physical violence but it is not a credible threat. Your friendship has a irrepairable falling out. When confronted, Cindy pleads drunkenness and blames you for the events of the evening. Josh sort of takes her back but they break up fully a few weeks later when Cindy jets to start fucking a local semi-pro soccer player. You run into Cindy a year later at a bar, and she sneers at you. Who cares, you fucked her.
C: Don’t Fuck Her, Tell Him What Happened Josh doesn’t believe you, and when you tell him the story he thinks you misinterpreted her signals. He suspects a little foul play on your end and your relationship becomes very mildly strained in the short term, but when he gets the suspicion she is cheating a month later and goes through her phone, he sees what a whore she is, and realizes you were probably telling the truth.
D: Don’t Fuck Her, Don’t Tell Him What Happened Cindy strings Josh along for another 7 months, using him for preferential treatment at his bar while she simultaneously fucks the drummer of a shitty local band, putting him at risk for STDs and draining some of his hard-earned finances. She finally gets fed up with his betaness and dumps him. He is heartbroken. Your friendship with him is unaffected, but you pass along a few manosphere URL’s to aid him on his road to recovery. He visits the sites once and never again.
E: Don’t Fuck Her, Try to Fuck When They Break Up You try your best to press the pause button on her attraction, but Cindy is never as flirtatious with you as she was that night. Sometime after their inevitable break up, you send her a text message but it goes unanswered.
Don’t like my fake results? Then why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.
Lesson: Don’t be friends with betas. Betas can’t control their women, and they will toss you to a pack of wolves to defend their woman’s virtue, slutty as she may be. If there’s one thing betas love doing, its defending a slut’s honor.
Winner of the Poll: A 28.57% plurality chose The Scoundrel’s Choice: Fuck Her and Don’t Tell. You guys aren’t my friends any more.
For what its worth, this post is based on a situation that happened to my cousin, and he also chose choice A. The girl in question was an NFL cheerleader. She is now a single mother (not his kid).
To the comments:
The Lucky Lothario offers:
I voted C, because objectively that’s what fits with my idea of the Bro Code. In reality, I’d hope my resolve was strong enough to stick to true to that.
Honest man. Its easy for a guy to claim noble virtue while staring at my black and white blogpage. When there’s a boner-throbbing babe in your bed, its a little different.
World traveling sex-maniac Judge Miller writes:
You’re right, it’s over. Before it goes down, both sworn to secrecy, mutually assured destruction style, so that neither says a peep. A.
The issue here is that secrets mean nothing to a woman, and if she decides to spill the story for whatever wily purpose she has, she can always play the victim card and make you look bad so that her destruction is not truly mutually assured. However, lay the dick right and she likely won’t turn you in.
Canadian pussy smasher theshido says eh:
Best-case scenario? A combination of C and E. Tell him what happened without Cindy knowing you outed her, wait for the bridges to burn and then take her to Poundtown.
Indeed, the best case scenario and this would work IF your friend is a red-pill alpha type. If he is beta, there is no way he doesn’t confront her with your claims and hear out her side of the story.
Dirt Man spits:
I remember there was an episode of That 70′s Show where Hyde tells Kelso that he’s not going to tell Jackie that he’s cheating on her, but that he’s going to do everything he can to help him get caught. (I may be remembering those details incorrectly.) While coming from a sitcom, I like this approach.
If you’re thinking beyond your own dick and you want the best for your friendship, your friend, and to bring a slut to justice, you will indeed need to be insidiously strategic. A trusted, non-emotionally invested member of the peer group can be an ally if you tell him the story. He can help turn the others against her. You then start dosing Josh with the red pill about female nature, peppering him with stories of cheating whores until he starts questioning the virtue of females in general, and thus, his maiden. You can also pretend you are having an internal struggle about accepting the sexual past of a girl you’re dating, and innocently ask, “How many guys has Cindy slept with? Are you cool with it? How do you handle it?” Bring up sex topics when you are all hanging out and see if she’ll speak freely, bringing him uneasiness. Seed-planting is the best way to get him to question her virtue and make sure he gets gut feelings in the future when she starts acting shady.
I never underestimate the ability of a beta to be in denial when it comes to the virtue of hot pussy, but there’s only so much a guy can take.
onan offers the following wisdom:
fuck her and pretend not to remember it
Anterograde Amnesia Game. When I was 20, this is probably exactly what I would have done.
Josh sounds like a dumbass, getting whiskey drunk at a couples event with a hot gf. He’s got to learn one way or the other, and I’m too old to be friends with a weak willed man
More than anything else, culling weak betas like Josh as friends is indeed the central takeaway of this exercise.
Buena Vista tells you how you can fuck her after they break up:
Unless random sex with a disloyal woman is more important than true friendship with a man, you tell her:
“This is going to happen, but not tonight, because you came here with Josh. When you and Josh are done, that’s when this is going to happen.”
If you’re going to be able to freeze her attraction for you, a line like this is how you’d do it. Still a lower percentage option, because drunken sex windows can be one-time only offers, but it could be worth a shot.